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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Hot Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas For The Single Betch.

If you were like me, you were completely anti-dressing up for Halloween until last night when you were sitting at home after yoga with a big case of the F.O.M.O. (fear of missing out) from everyone asking you what your plans were. So, you decided to make appointments at 5 different make-up counters - brands varying depending on your costume choice - text your best scandalous girlfriend and make plans with her to hit the town and meet up with a bunch of your hot male model friends. 

Totally casual.

But what in the world are you going to be?

A. Partygoer from Great Gatsby.
B. Miley Cyrus.
C. A total slut with animal ears.

"In the regular world, 
Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. 
In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut 
and no other girls can say anything about it."


All were obviously good options, but I wanted to be something different. Having dressed up as 1/2 of a couple for the past 4 Halloweens, I was ready for a serious change up. A Black Widow? Miss Havisham? A Zombie Ex-Wife? Come on Lisa, you can think hotter.

What should The Single Betch dress up as? Another fabulous single betch of course.

Here's your hot last minute halloween costume ideas for The Single Betch...according to hair color...

Blonde:


1. Penny Lane - find your chunkiest wedges, curl your hair, and ask to borrow a cigarette.
2. Trophy Wife - wear all gold and get a great blow out.
3. Marilyn Monroe - white dress, red lips, and a eyebrow penciled in mole.
4. Edie Sedgwick - dress like a beatnik bohemian and thicken that eyeliner.
5. Madonna - you know what to do.

Brunette:


1. Holly Golightly - gather a fabulous tiara, a pink party dress, and a vintage pair of Céline sunnies.
2. The Black Dahlia - wear all black and buy $75 worth of MAC products to get your make-up done.
3. Beyoncé circa Single Ladies - dress like Beyoncé and shake a serious stone on your left hand.
4. Catwoman - dress in all black, wear your baddest thigh highs and a pair of cat ears.
5. Superwoman - only the ultimate single brunette woman, just buy the damn costume.

Red Head:


1. Jessica Rabbit - stuff your bra and wear a killer red dress, you really only have one option.

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