"Heels and stockings are hot."
BDC: "Summertime the beige ones can be sexy only if a girl has nice legs."
LMP: "I agree. But, who in San Diego do you know that wears beige stockings?"
BDC: "Hooters girls."
Death of trend, proven.
I'm desperate to change this sad extinction around and here are a few ways that you can help me do this, fashionably of course...
Heel: closed toe, ankle strap
Stocking: sheerness, itty bitty pattern
Heel: basic pump, patent leather
Stocking: sheer nudity, long seam
Heel: sky high, matte black
Stocking: thigh high, matte black
Heel: thigh high, decorative boot
Stocking: full leg, sheer with seam
Heel: pointy toe, red sole
Stocking: sideline seam, sheer black
The great thing about heels and stockings is that they are most appropriate for the two extremes; work and play. The only place I really recommend sticking to a bare leg at all times is poolside and at the gym. And dear god, please stay away from colors; sheer or matte.
BDC's personal opinion: "I like dark sheer the best. Thigh high. No fishnets."
Sidenote: If you'd like to get in touch with the dapper bachelor himself, I willingly trade contact information for shoes.